Sure, your board’s in two pieces, your shorts are full of sand, and you just got roasted by a 12-year-old on a soft top. But you? You’re still standing. Because boards break — legends don’t.
This tank is for the stubborn, sunburned, salt-crusted lifers who paddle back out no matter how many times the ocean slaps them. Featuring a skeleton with zero muscle tone but all the confidence, it’s the official uniform of “I meant to do that.”
• Built for wipeouts, beer runs, and bad decisions • Sleeveless, because sleeves slow you down • Pairs well with flip-flops, sunglasses, and zero regrets
Wear it like you never fell off.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • 32 singles • Relaxed fit • Side-seamed construction • Wide, low-cut armholes • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
